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Personals are generally meant to generate romance, friendship, or casual (sometimes sexual) encounters, and usually include a basic description of the person posting it, and their interests.(Excerpted from the book "Professional Stool Sampler Looking For Place To Sit: A Collection of Personal Ads From Alternative Newspapers," by Skippy Williams and Zohre Crumpton, (c) 1996, Simon and Schuster.)"I am spitting kitty. Baby, you are my Tijuana Taxi.""Me -- trying to sleep on the bus station bench, pleading with you to give me a cigarette; you -- choking on my odor, tripping over your purse trying to get away; at the last moment, our eyes meeting. I am not looking for sex and thier is no money involved. You bring the salsa.""Mongoloid spastic underwear model with extra limb (you guess where? Marry me.""Sanctimonious mordacious raconteur seeking same for hijinks and hiballs. It's serious for sure but I'm not.""Angry, simple-minded, balding, partially blind ex-circus flipper boy with a passion for covering lovers in sour cream and gravy seeks exotic, heavily tattooed piercing fanatic, preferably hairy and stinky, either sex, for whippings, bizarre sex and fashion consulting. Morbidly overweight, seriously competitive computer gamer with creative genius wrt online persona... Anyway, I gotta go take a shit, so I'll just wait for you ladies to respond. Send photo of someone else.""Three toed mango peeler searching for wicked lesbian infielder. Let's make banana enchiladas together in my bathtub. Our exciting online singles personal ads and social service is focused on bringing singles together for dating and finding straight friends, buddies, girlfriends, mates, pals, companions for socialising or partners for sports.